“The Top Pampered Champs” is a silly poem based on a dream I had about a book review series with the same title.
In these hallowed spaces we celebrate the whimsical
In these eminent pages we recognize the nonsensical
With our ever darkening world we need more than ever
To recognize truly exceptional and wonderful endeavors
We call the best of the best our top pampered champs.
Their work carefully scrutinized under high powered Scrutinization Lamps
Our champion subjects range from the lost and untold stories of Zeus
To super silly songs and really just about anything by Dr. Seuss
March 20, 2019